Reminder

When your three year old standing on the threshold of your recently steamed carpet says, "Mom I don't feel good." you have exactly 1.3 seconds to aim his mouth in the direction of the tile floor before it and everything within a five foot radius is covered in vomit.

Seriously this mommy thing aint for wimps.

I'm so clever...

The other day I sneakily changed the desktop on Shane's laptop to this picture.



a few minutes after he left for work I got a text that read, "very funny."

Yeah I think so too, in fact I still get a kick out of it.

For those of you that want the back story, yes that really is a glacier that I came upon in Alaska last summer, when I went there to visit my old college roommate Jeri. Jeri is a super cool girl, who is so fun that when you hang out with her you find yourself doing crazy things like licking glaciers.

Sorry, no rodent lovers here

Today out of the blue Mason said to me, "Mom rats are uh-scusting."

You got it dude they sure are.